And while I know it’s tempting in the name of productivity to:
- keep what you have (even though it’s not working like it used to)
- hand off funnel copy to your VA & call it “good enough for now”
- run your sales page through your AI bot & ask it to “poke holes”
In today’s world? If you’re not building trust, you’re burning it.
So when every surface of copy is filled with words that don’t align with where your business is headed or breathe your unique expertise into the world? That productivity play is hurting more than it’s helping. The solution isn’t to take it all back onto your plate.
It’s time for copy that exposes your Obsession-Worthy®.
don’t worry, i’ll write it for you
The Reality:
But that 2020-coded copy (or worse, AI copy) is bringing down your impeccable vibe.
I believe you're one of the good ones.
Listen my friend
You don’t need someone to “define your brand voice.” You don’t need someone who can “sound like you.” You certainly don’t need someone to build an AI-You-Bot & STILL fail to replicate content and copy you’ve already written without sounding like Robo Slop.
You need a copywriter who can embody your genius, obsess over your b rand, and take copy off your plate in a way that doesn't cost you conversions, but actually compounds them. Doesn't that sound romantic?
keep reading, sis.
you don’t need just another copywriter.
If you’re a multi-6 or 7-figure CEO Gal,
MY PHILOSOPHY & PROVEN PROCESS
Some copywriters seem to live & die by their frameworks, processes, and methodologies… But my clients have never fit into boxes. That’s kinda the point.
So, me? I take a different approach.
Copy that converts is cute, but I prefer copy that fuels obsession.
them: "what's your process?"
m: "idk, stalking, coffee, and pure instinct?"
Recipe for nailing a high-converting brand voice
- 1 part existing thought leadership & hot takes
- 2 parts stalking skills
- 1 part method acting
- 1 part human buyer psychology
- 1 part launch experience & strategy
Instructions
An actual human who loves using her actual brain to write for clients? Groundbreaking.
AI has no place in my client writing process.
I wouldn’t let it within 100 feet of my clients’ copy. And frankly, I think it’s an overbearing brainstorming partner, too.
Plus, I know you’re here because you’ve already tried all that, and in addition to it underperforming, it’s all coming out soulless.
Around here, we hold a higher standard.
4 out of every 5 copy clients comes back for more projects. Most likely because I help them get results like these.
Industry standard? we know her, but she doesn't sit with us.
another bold claim:
see anyone
you recognize?
Let’s just say, the obsession is mutual
Done-For-You
Launch & Website Copywriting Packages
drooling to work together yet? K cool, me too. Let’s break it down.
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Wanna meet my clients' favorite offer? It's this one.
Perfect for the CEO Gal in her Move-the-Needle Era
If you need a high-converting sales page, mid-size email sequence, or a couple pages of prime website copy real estate written by a pro and delivered on a quick turnaround.
Most of my clients say they want their copy done, “Like, yesterday.” This is the next best thing.
The copy VIP Day
Next start date available: September 2026
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
One entire day (6 hours, plus a kickoff call) devoted to your business copy
Your choice of:
2 website pages (sales page not included) of personality-infused conversion copy
1 conversion-focused sales page of copy
Up to 9 emails (launch copy, evergreen funnels, welcome sequences, you name it)
A magical elixir of a little bit of this and a little bit of that (custom combo of any of the above to meet your needs)
also included:
1 round of revisions
Access to (really good) Past Client Only discounts on future projects
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
probably crying, but v. happy]
STEP 1 || THE MONDAY BEFORE
kickoff call between you & jess
We’ll schedule a call together the Monday before your VIP day so I can dive into your prep work, ask questions to take us deeper, and get a full picture of your audience, expertise, and unique takes as I (secretly & telepathically) soak in your voice.
STEP 2 || WEDNESDAY VIP DAY
jess writes alone in a coffee shop
You can go do whatever you want. Get a massage. Grab a coffee. Do your ACTUAL WORK with clients or customers. Create content to make sales on Instagram. Take a day trip. Your presence is not required while I work magic on your copy, so your schedule is up to YOU!
STEP 3 || THE DAYS AFTER
copy delivery & revisions
I’ll deliver your copy to you midday Thursday after your VIP Day. You’ve got Thursday and Friday to comment on your copy document, communicate any tweaks or revisions to me. I will implement changes by end of day Monday.
Obsession-Worthy® Copy done & dusted in less than 7 days
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
These spots often fill a few months in advance,
so inquire now if you’ve got a timeline in mind!
Total Investment: $3799
Perfect for the CEO Gal in her New Standard of Excellence Era
Made just for the Uplevel Girly, perfect for website rebrands or launches designed to cohesively (and connectively) convert.
You’ll have a quick turnaround on a total identity overhaul on your words.
Copy In a week
Next start date available: October 2026
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
One week devoted to exposing your obsession-worthy® in words for your biz
Your choice of Website, Launch, or a Fun Custom Combo:
5 website pages (sales page not included) of personality-infused conversion copy
1 conversion-focused sales page of copy & up to 9 emails (launch copy, evergreen funnels, welcome sequences, you name it)
also included:
1 round of revisions
Access to (really good) Past Client Only discounts on future projects
Or a custom combo of any of the above to meet your needs
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
probably crying, but v. happy]
STEP 1 || THE MONDAY BEFORE
kickoff call between you & jess
We’ll schedule a call together the Monday your VIP week begins so I can dive into your prep work, ask questions to take us deeper, and get a full picture of your audience, expertise, and unique takes as I (secretly & telepathically) soak in your voice.
STEP 2 || WEDNESDAY - FRIDAY VIP STATUS
jess writes alone in a coffee shop
You can go do whatever you want while Jess writes. Get a massage. Grab a coffee. Do your ACTUAL WORK with clients or customers. Create content to make sales on Instagram. Take a day trip. Your presence is not required while I work magic on your copy, so your schedule is up to YOU!
STEP 3 || THE DAYS AFTER
copy delivery & revisions
I’ll deliver your copy by end of day Friday. You’ve got the weekend and Monday to comment on your copy document, communicate any tweaks or revisions to me. I will implement changes by the end of day Wednesday.
Obsession-Worthy® Copy done & dusted in less than 10 days
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
These spots often fill a few months in advance,
so inquire now if you’ve got a timeline in mind!
Total Investment: $6799
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It’s time to stop saving copy support for special occasions
Perfect for the CEO Gal in her CEO Embodiment Era
If you want written-for-conversions copy for launches throughout the year, evergreen funnels, and overall updates and realignment of existing copy? This is for you.
You’ll have a coveted spot cemented on my monthly roster for your copy needs without standing in line for my next availability
Resonant Revenue Retainer
Next start date available: September 2026
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
The equivalent of a VIP Day’s worth of copy, every single month.
Without having to wait for the next VIP Day to become available, you’ll be guaranteed one (or a combination) of the following every month:
Up to 10 emails
One sales page
2 pages of website copy
also included:
1 round of revisions on all assets
Retainer Client Only discounts on add-ons or extra capacity when needed
One landing page + emails
Anything else you want my copy magic on
Optional monthly call with Jess
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
How It Works
LINE ITEM 1 || THE COMMUNICATION
We chat on Slack or Voxer regularly
Email is NOT THE VIBE. Right? When we work together in this capacity, I’m happy to join whatever mode of communication you use with your team (like Slack), whatever feels easiest for you (like Voxer), or I can add you to my organization Slack for easy and quick communication. I get back to my retainer gals within 24 hours on business days wherever we decide to communicate. Unless I’m at a resort in Mexico or giving birth, but I’d warn you on that in advance!
Line Item 2 || The Strategy
Optional monthly call with Jess
If you looked at that list above and thought, “How do you decide what to choose?” That’s what our strategy call is for! With this call available, we’ll use it to decide copy priorities, allow you to brain dump information to me, or expand on any stories relevant to the content or copy that I’ll be creating for you. This call is “available” once per month, but is not mandatory. I’d say 50% of my clients take the call once per month, and the other 50% choose to schedule a call once per quarter.
Line Item 3 || The deliverables
Copy delivered & edited for you
With your retainer capacity per month, we’ll decide on what I work on ahead of time and I will give you a delivery date. After the copy is delivered, you’ll have a few days to comment with your feedback so we can get it polished and ready to go! Then we repeat the following month.
Bonus Line item || stalker status
Jess as your resident daily content creeper
One of my favorite things to do with retainer clients is watch their stories, listen to their podcasts, & consume the content they publish. Then I come up with ideas to integrate that into their copy relevance and recency strategy.
In other words, I can take that story sequence you posted about your dog taking a crap on your carpet and turn it into an email that makes you money. IT’S BASICALLY THE FUNNEST.
I call this a “bonus” because I can’t guarantee I’ll catch every single detail, but my clients are always SURPRISED at how well I keep track of their content (and turn it into sales-generating copy).
It’s a HUGE time savings for you because you don’t have to reformulate (or even remember!) the ideas you share to communicate them to me. Because I’ve probably already seen it, and my brain’s already turning it into copy + content for you.
How It Works
What You’ll Get
Dollars & Cents
My retainer clients sign on and stay with me for years, so inquire now if you want to snag one now or in the future!
Total Investment: $2800/month
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Your copy feels more like “where you’ve been” than “where you’re going”
You’re going through a rebrand & want your copy match your uplevel
You’re hesitant to send ideal clients to your website (even embarrassed)
You’ve got a proven offer you want to scale or go “all in” on
Finding a go-to copywriter is on your Future CEO Self list
You’re relaunching a current offer that’s changed over time
You launch multiple times a year (maybe even with multiple offers)
You’ve got a NEW launch & offer that’s an off-shoot of your proven offers
You know your existing email sequences have spider webs on ‘em
You haven’t updated your copy in 2 years or more (& it’s starting to bug you!)
You’re ready to optimize for higher conversions and click-through-rates
You pieced together copy (you/copywriters/VAs/AI) that’s not working
You want to send ongoing emails to nurture & sell in-between launches
Should a Copy Uplevel be your next Big Girl Biz Decision?
That depends… how many boxes can you check?
On average, my clients see at least a 10x Return
( even up to a 21x ROI )
made directly from the copy I write for them.
Maya Angelou said,
Not in a weird way, it’s just my love language. And it’s also the secret to how I write copy much more quickly than most that finally nails your voice when no one has before.
My stalking skills run deep.
One time when I was a baby right out of college with (no teaching certification & just an English Lit degree, mind you), I tracked down a middle school principal while he was out to lunch (hehehe a true sleuth never reveals her secrets). I truly almost convinced him to hire me at a prestigious school with no experience to speak of. Almost. But he commended me for my “gumption” anyway, right before he asked, “How did you find out I’d be here?”
That’s important for you to know, because it means you’re not only going to get copy that encompasses what you tell me.
HAVVVVEEEE WE MET YET?
What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic for genius girlies on a mission.
It’s easy to forget things as the Chief Everything Officer, so you can brief me on the parts of your business and audience that feel important and I will figure the rest out through my deep dives and backchannel podcast downloads and such.
I have 8 years of experience as a conversion copywriter. I have my masters in Gifted & Talented curriculum design (so I can break big concepts down in a way people get).
I’m a hopeless romantic for business strategy. That means I write copy within the context of your business goals and dreams, not in a silo of creativity that sounds pretty but never actually works in practice.
In my free time when I’m NOT stalking the badass CEO gals I work with, I’m also a mom of 2 girlies and an avid romcom and romantasy reader. I also take videos of making iced coffee for fun.
Just so you don’t think I’m a total nutjob.
But that might honestly work to your advantage anyway.
Should we make this official, or what?
Next start date available: September 2026
& I’m probably already obsessed with you.
I’m Jess Jordana
These Frequently Asked Questions might save us both an email
JUST IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING?
I get it, the best time to have your copy was like YESTERDAY, RIGHT? So, I’ll be real with ya: My copywriting spots have been nabbed up well in advance for the past 8 years. I typically book out 2-3 months in advance! So, if you’re dreaming up a big launch in the next year, don’t hesitate to reach out… soon. I recommend at least a 4 week launch runway to do it right, which means our project’s gotta be signed, sealed, and delivered one month BEFORE cart open. The good news? My project timeline is quick!
If you’re a brand new business owner, you might be surprised how much can change in that first year or two! I know it surprised me, that’s for sure. As a new business owner, I’d suggest DIYing first with something like The Promptlate® Shop (the Sales Page Promptlate® is perfect for this!). The best time to hire a pro-copywriter is with a proven offer and social proof in hand. But reach out and I'd be happy to chat!
Hiring a launch copywriter will intro your product or offer to the world with a splash. My one qualifying question would be—do you have social proof or results from an audience that aligns with this offer? I heavily research to make sure I’m message-matching instead of just throwing spaghetti at a wall, so knowing your audience from being in business for a bit and getting proven results (see above) is necessary to get the most out of this investment.
I love both! In fact, my live launch strategy can be shifted to work evergreen with just a few tweaks (which I can talk you through!). Most of the marketing “greats” suggest live launching first, so you can tweak and perfect things before you put them on evergreen. And I'm totally on that train, in most cases!
Short answer? Yes to Sales Pages. No to any other single page. I put a lot of care and research into crafting a foundation for all of the words I’m wielding, and that means package options are the most beneficial for new clients. Past clients? I'll do just about anything for you (oops, did I say that?), so reach out and let me know what you need.
Believe it or not, copyediting often takes more time than copywriting. If I don’t have control over the big ideas or direction of the message, it’s hard to truly turn it up a notch without throwing spaghetti at a wall. I currently only offer Launch Copy edits to past Launch Copy clients.
Totes! I provide payment plans anywhere from 3 to 6 payments depending on the scope of your project. It’s just the first payment that is due upon contract signing to seal your spot on the calendar. The rest are paid out by the end of our project together.
Yes! I call it The Resonant Revenue Retainer, and it’s the best option for the CEO gal who has more than 2 VIP Days worth of copy she wants tackled. That means if you’ve got more than one sales page in mind and an email sequence, or a sales page and multiple email sequences, or sales page copy and website copy updates? Your most cost-effective route is going to be The RRR. I do have very limited spots (and my retainer clients stay with me anywhere from 6 months - 2.5 years!). So head here to check out the details and reach out to reserve your spot.
Full Launch Copy projects are done in a VIP Week (a.k.a. start Monday and end Friday). We can complete a Sales Page alone in a single VIP Day.
UM, please do!!! Truthfully, with a proven offer and social proof in hand, you’re PRIMED to get the most out of a Launch Copy Project alongside my proven conversion track record. I’d love to hear more about how you’ve served people and how we can call in even more just like ‘em with the right message on lock!
YEP! I take on a single client at a time for a focused, intensive approach. I also vibe with goal-oriented business owners who plan their promos and big business moves with intention. That means they know who they are and the value they provide (even if they can’t see those common threads yet), and it also means they’re game for a quick turnaround not because they’re desperate, but because it’s part of the plan to get expert support. Also, hyperfixation is one of my superpowers, and I use it to my advantage on every single copy project!
Because the “C” in CEO doesn’t actually stand for copywriter. You’re not required to hold all the words that sell your stuff on your own anymore.
Plus, your next level won’t come into view while you’re still having your VA repurpose your social content into launch emails…
Or wasting an afternoon asking AI to “poke holes” in your sales page, only to end up with watered down slop that’s saying a lot, but missing the whole damn point.
Having a copywriter on speed dial with a track-record of results isn’t a luxury… It’s True CEO Gal Behavior.
And, no. Using contrasting syntax doesn’t mean I wrote this with AI. *Le sigh*
You're running a big girl business. Isn’t it time to hire a Big Girl Copywriter to match?
It's me, in case that wasn’t clear!
